Crescent, Moon— get it? Crescent used to be part of Moon Township. As a notable, one-dimensional Jurassic Park character might say, "Clever girl!"
Crescent is also shaped like a Crescent. One could only hope that it will one day be conquered by the French and stuffed with delicious sausage, egg, and cheese for an exquisitely large fast-food breakfast sandwich.
Since the local gas station was completely out of coffee, I was relegated to the duty of taking pictures of Brendan while he looked at the map on the hood of my vehicle. We have a regular George Patton in the works here.