Kennedy Township

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy: I knew Jack Kennedy; Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."
- Senator Lloyd Bentsen, 1988

In actuality, Kennedy Township has absolutely nothing to do with Jack, Bobby, Teddy, John Jr, or even Joe Kennedy. It is named for a family of farmers who lived in this former portion of Moon Township. But Dan Quayle still shouldn't dare disgrace its fine name.

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