Might as well be walkin' on the Moon.
Considering it's one of the original seven townships in the county, it's a pretty safe place to plant your feet.
According to the Post-Gazette website, there is "little information on where [the township's] name came from"*.
Our educated guess is that the name is derived from a crass youthful activity.
Who were the ad-wizards who came up with such a puzzling name? Guess they had their heads in the clouds.